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This lady was unloading her cart in a grocery store. Standing (weaving) behind her was an obviously intoxicated man. He watched as she unloaded kitty litter, microwave popcorn, a 6 pack of eggs and some vegetables.
He leaned over to her and slurred, "You must be single."
The woman responds to him and says, "Wow, that's very astute. Did you surmize my situation based on my purchases?"
He just looks at her as he sways back and forth and says, "NO, it's because you're ugly."
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