northlight labs

Has your spouse, GF or FWB noticed? Do they see your doors open 'too close in' or 'too far out'? Are you losing parking confidence trying to keep your F-150 dent and ding free?

The Therapy Center, a division of northlight labs, has the cure: Door Detent 3.0.

This new treatment consists of a precision-machined 'Just Right' detent in front door check assemblies. You’ll get in and out with ease and park with pleasure as your F-150 doors open to the 'Just Right' position.

At $89.95 a pair, DD3.0's cheaper than seeing some headshrinker. And northlight labs counselors will never ask you to open up and share your feelings.

DD3.0's are shipped in a plain US Postal Service package... and easily installed in the privacy of your garage, carport or driveway.

Long-lasting DD3.0's satisfy your need to protect your beloved F-150… and they are contoured for her passenger side enjoyment, too.

Give yourself and your loved ones the gift of Door Detent 3.0. Nothing says you care more than F-150 doors that open 'Just Right'.

We encourage satisfied Door Detent 3.0 users to come forward and share their stories of how their lives and relationships have changed for the better through DD3.0 therapy.

Dr. northlight
The Therapy Center, a division of northlight labs
northlightlabs.com

(The FDA has not evaluated the performance, stamina and romance-inducing claims made for DD3.0, but Dr. and Mrs. Northlight had a wild time the other night down in the lab, repeatedly getting in and out of their F-150 with wild abandon, finally collapsing in the truck bed and waking up the following morning with a bad case of Line-X rash.)